DISQUS

Astonishing Tales: Wedding Day

  • Josh_Jackson · 1 year ago
    In Alaska, a few entrepreneurs have made a business out of collecting moose poop, sticking earring hooks in them, and selling them to tourists. Making the brides task of some kind of poo that much easier and even pleasant for all involved.
  • Dan Liebke · 1 year ago
    Oh, those zany Alaskans! Always trying to make a young lady's wedding day easier. That's why we love them (note: assumes we do, indeed, love them).
  • Shaneen Clarke · 1 year ago
    My wedding day is the happiest day ever in my life and Yes I've been through those something new, something blue, something borrowed things...
  • Dan Liebke · 1 year ago
    My wife shoplifted a freshly cast Papa Smurf figurine and then returned it later, figuring that one item covered her on all four fronts.

    Ha ha ha! No. Of course she didn't do that - no court on Earth could prove it. Still, wouldn't it have been cool if she had?
  • Dream Wedding Rings · 12 months ago
    I thought my wedding day was a crazy one, this one would be an absolute blast by the sounds of it!
  • toriness · 11 months ago
    me sad - i just wrote a really amusing comment but when i hit 'post comment' i got an error message >:(

    anyhoo instead i will say i still have bron's garter which i caught at your wedding!
  • Dan Liebke · 11 months ago
    i just wrote a really amusing comment but when i hit 'post comment' i got an error message

    Yeah, that's a security feature to prevent people from showing me up, funny-wise.
  • chilejam · 11 months ago
    "...Nor, for that matter, is it the bit when the groom says a stripper’s name instead of his bride’s... "

    I just can't stop laughing about that comment! I've forwarded it to my brother and dad. That's classic.
  • Dan Liebke · 11 months ago
    It's funny, because it's true. Still, that's what happens when you marry a woman named Bambi Von Snorkers
  • meeting rooms heathrow · 11 months ago
    If there's anything that ever made me happy once,it was my wedding day. But after that particular day, things weren't as the seem under those nice suits. But your'e right..
    Something old, something new
    Something borrowed, something blue,
    Something Arabic, something Jew
    Something found in a rusty canoe,

    lol
  • homemade gag gifts · 10 months ago
    alaskans are crazy as hell lol.
  • Dan Liebke · 10 months ago
    Ah, so you followed the US election, too. Excellent.
  • wedding hairstyles · 10 months ago
    Alaskans are smart, but I can't say that for tourists. They would buy everything even a poop on the wire.
  • zetaclear · 10 months ago
    The something expected something taboo bit should prove to be very, very interesting. :D